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LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what…

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing…

LAUNDERING FOR XPBy Ron Flogundy Great Caesar's ghost. Is this what it feels like to have a week off? It was glorious. Now I know why my lazy ass co-workers in the news room have taken so much time off.…