NEW FLOBITS AND MY ADVENTURES IN AVIATIONBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar people and my adoring fans. Ron Flogundy is back with my fresh look at what happened this week. Unfortunately, I am operating on extreme fumes after 3 mostly sleepless nights in Vegas and a few other places. Why was I in Vegas? I'll get to that in a moment plus the all fun that happened this week in Flovatar. First off, I would like to address this sorry excuse… Read more.
WTF IS WITH THESE PSYCHE LIKEE'S.....AND MOREBy Ron Flogundy Greetings eggheads. It's time for your weekly serving of me, Ron Flogundy. I am the Flovatar news eggspert for those that don't know. Each week I bring you the latest and greatest from the eggciting world of Flovatar. We have a few big egg-vents coming your way and an odd egg-festation in the showroom to discuss. Tired of the egg yolks yet? Peterman is. Ok, I'll stop but I have been… Read more.
LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. Plus, I will be sharing some initial thoughts on some of the new Flobit suggestions submitted in this Bodacious Brazen Bourbon Beer Bears Bits contest. That name is really ridiculous. Before we… Read more.
ALLITERATION AND....By Ron Flogundy Greetings, gracious and gleeful group of great (sometimes greedy) fans. Ron Flogundy is back this week with all the notable news you need to know. I'm sincerely sorry for all the similar sounding syllables seen here today. Flovatar's Fantastic Friday Funday has me feeling full of f*%$ing energy. Let's get started with this week's fun. Last week, Flovatar teased its new contest titled The Bang Bang Bodacious Battle of the Banging Brazen Bits. That ridiculous title… Read more.
COFFEE AND MY INFINITE SADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all my loyal friends and followers. It's time to end your week on a high note with me, Ron Flogundy. Football is near. The leaves are turning. Temperatures are getting to that perfect zone of warm but comfortable. Flovatar is prepping for a massive month (more on this in a moment). You would think I would be in a perfect state of mind, yet, I am in a state of internal rage… Read more.
SUMMER WIND DOWNBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy am here to entertain you for a few minutes of your day. It'll be quick and enjoyable. A pleasure filled 5 minutes of entertainment on this monumental edition. It's been 69 weeks now of this publication. That's kinda long. https://youtu.be/aMlUTeNCPW4 What's that Peterman? Enough innuendos? I have no idea what you mean. Sounds like you are making up words. Anyways, let's get this week's roll in the… Read more.
FREE DUST MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. The highlight of your week is finally back. I, Ron Flogundy, am here to provide you all with a weekly update. This week, I have seen Dust flying all over the place. From rebates to trivia prizes to a community member stealing my spotlight. All of this is great stuff to review but it's also a good time to show how charitable I am as well. The Psyche Likee rebate promo kicked… Read more.
UPDATES FROM THE WORLD OF FLOVATARby Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. Your favorite and most handsome news anchor is back again with some new information to share. It has been an interesting week and I have some things to share about my latest adventure. There might have been a feeling of a little "dog days of summer" effect going on but you should all know better. No rest for this Flovatar team so let's get things started. I kicked… Read more.
THE MALL: A MAGNIFICENT DISASTERBy Ron Flogundy Hello loyal followers. It's your star news anchor Ron Flogundy, back again for this week's entertainment — I mean hard hitting journalism. I spoke with my Flovatar inside sources and was told to expect some "stuff" very soon and to quit poking around. I know, I know, I always have the inside scoop. Apparently, the team there is diligently working hard on some things in store for us all. So with that being… Read more.
MY INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE CASTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovans, I am Ron Flogundy. Thank you. Thank you for the applause you are giving me right now. I can hear it all the way here. You may be seated. This week, episode 10 of A Dust Odyssey releases, marking the midseason finale point in the saga. I gave 2 of the stars the honor of being interviewed by me this week to see how things have been going. I… Read more.
LIFE AFTER DUSTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings dusted world of Flovatar. Ron Flogundy is back and sober as ever this week with my experience during this first week of the token drop. Did I give up my passion for the brown elixir of the gods? Of course not! I have just been too busy with all my new riches to actually have a glass. Let's dive in a little to this week's big event and more importantly, how Ron has spent… Read more.
DUST AND DAO COUNCIL CAMPAIGN Greetings, Flovatar community members. Your local news hero, Ron Flogundy, is here with this week's article of greatness. I am writing this week with a new sense of energy and excitement. Somebody swapped out my tumbler with a look-a-like filled with coffee. At first, I was quite displeased to not have my morning cup of bourbon. But after tasting this brownish-black nectar, the joke's on whoever tried to prank me (probably Peterman). This wave of… Read more.
Vote Ends Monday TIME TO HIT THAT DUSTY TRAILBy Ron Flogundy Greeting Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy and I'm back from my blurry vision quest to the south. I had to re-read last week's edition to put the pieces of my trip together again as my memory became a bit foggy. It's always sad when a trip comes to an end, but I could not keep my fans in limbo as they wonder what happened this week in Flovatar.… Read more.
MY VISION QUESTBy Ron Flogundy Normally I would be greeting you in a grandiose fashion at this time and getting ready to catch you up on the week. However, this week I handed over the reigns to Peterman because I am on a more important mission. I, Ron Flogundy, am on my own personal vision quest. Not some crack pot, sorry excuse of one like that cheesehead Aaron Rodgers did. A true vision quest where something became so clear to… Read more.
BUSY WEEK IN FLOVATAR; DAO UPDATE, ZEALY CONTEST, MINT NIGHT, AND EPISODE 5 RELEASEby Ron Flogundy My edits for Luca to consider Hello to all my Flogundians. I'm Ron Flogundy and it's time for your favorite Friday activity; listening to me! While I'm sure you would love to hear about your favorite Lead Anchor for hours on end, it's been a busy Friday in the world of Flovatar. I've got a lot to cover so let's just dive in. Today,… Read more.
Episode 4 Watch Party Today FLOVATAR'S MINT CLUB RETURNS Good day Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. The best Lead Anchor in web3 is back to discuss this week's headlines. I imagine you are all giving me a standing ovation so thank you. You may now be seated. I was told that the results of a focus group showed that I may be a little bit of an ego maniac. Not sure how they got to that so I am… Read more.
THIS WEEK IN FLVOATARby Ron Flogundy Ep. 3 Today! Good afternoon Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the week, me! Sometimes even I am in awe of myself as I put this pen to paper and begin churning out awesomeness. I can talk about me all day and I know my fans want to hear more about me but let's move on to this week in Flovatar. Episode 3 of "A Dust Odyssey"… Read more.
THE ODYSSEY CONTINUES TODAYby Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. Last week I had the honor of being on the red carpet for the premiere of "A Dust Odyssey" and I am still recovering. Turns out, slooshes are quite delicious, especially with a few dashes of some fine scotch in them. I blame this fantastic concoction for my lack of interviewing last week. I did get to know the bartender at the event very well though. After… Read more.
WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will be the main guest of honor....what's that? Now I'm being told that I'm not the guest of honor. I'll be interviewing people on the red carpet? Ok then. So I, Ron Flogundy, will be interviewing the stars of the upcoming… Read more.
SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing interviews with the Flovatar elite at fancy dinners in Milan while sipping on some fine scotch. Instead, I've been asked to turn in my cigar and scotch yet again for some cheap beer and Jacker Cracks, no ugh, Cracker Macks… Read more.
SPORTVATAR: SPORTSBALL REIMAGINEDby Ron Flogundy The Flovatar world expands to millions of new eyes. On Thursday, Flovatar revealed the long awaited and teased "Project S." Sportvatar kicked off earlier this morning and I, the great Ron Flogundy, have the details for you all. There's a lot to cover so let's dive deep into this new partnership. Yes, I said partnership. Sportvatar brings Flovatar and some of the biggest sports outlets in Europe and South America together in one fun place.… Read more.
A DUST ODYSSEY TRAILER DROPS The journey begins very soon. We're bringing you this breaking update in real time — a teaser trailer for Flovatar's new illustrated podcast has been leaked! The story sounds like an epic journey across the Megaverse with a great cast of characters. Early reviews are calling it a hilarious, fish out of water tale that expands into a galaxy bending, space opera. Wow, this story clearly was NOT written by Chat GPT. We got this… Read more.
Coming back from a busy week. "PROJECT S" SPECULATION AND OTHER STUFFby Ron Flogundy Good afternoon Flovatar world, I'm Ron Flogundy. It's been 2 weeks since I was kidnapped...or um...joined this misfit news outlet and have yet to report any news. I spent my first week in orientation which involved me being forced to marathon binge shows like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcEZ820rGM&t=7s My second week was one to forget. Literally. I forgot everything that happened… Read more.
THE DAO HAS SPOKEN...NOW WHAT? Fill out the post Dust Vote Survey After an intense week of debating and voting, the Flovatar DAO reached a decision on releasing the highly anticipated $DUST token. The token will not launch on the original date of April 24th. The next question for the community is what happens next? Well, we continue to move forward towards launch of the token and several other things on the horizon. The Team has already started the process… Read more.
MOST IMPORTANT DAO VOTE IS NOW LIVE At this very moment, one of the biggest decisions for the future of Flovatar is in the hands of the DAO. Since Flovatar launched in December of 2021, the community has been speculating, debating, and anticipating the arrival of the Dust token. The token is scheduled to launch on April 24th, pending DAO approval. The vote is live on Cast now until April 18 and it looks like it will come down to… Read more.
PSYCHE LIKEE PRICING SET The Flovatar DAO has been busy the last 2 weeks voting on proposal after proposal. This week won't be any easier; as 1 vote winds down, a very important one is about to start. Next week will begin the crucial vote about when to release the $DUST token. If you haven't joined the Flovatar DAO page on Cast, make sure you do. Look for a new proposal to go live very, very soon. The latest decision… Read more.
WILDTURKEY RETURNS FROM DARKNESS RETREAT Ok, what the hell happened here? Maybe you're wondering the same thing so let me explain. I was going to be away for a few days but didn't want to miss a week publishing the next edition of the news for everyone to read. Since J. Peterman had done some writing in the past for F.U.D, I decided she would be a good fit to fill in for a week. Since Saturday was April Fools… Read more.
A LETTER FROM THE NEW EDITOR OF FUD NEWS Tomorrow is April 1 and that means it’s time to turn over a new leaf. This paper is now owned by me, J Peterman, Head of Fashion for Flova Labs and author of the book Flovan Fashion in the 39th Century; platform boots and transit suits during the Droid Rebellion. The J in my name doesn’t stand for anything so don't ask. Under the previous management, this newsletter was a stuffy… Read more.
PSYCHE LIKEE PRICING DEBATE CONTINUES The Flovatar DAO had its first town hall meeting on Monday to discuss recent Dust pricing proposals and it was full of good information and spirited debate. It was great to see a community come together to have an intelligent discussion about how to move forward with a critical part of the Flovatar ecosystem. If you missed the meeting or everything else DAO related to this point, time to catch you up on the latest.… Read more.
IMPORTANT DAO VOTE IN PROGRESS Ever since the beginning of Flovatar, Luca has mentioned that his goal was to make this community into a DAO. He wanted to empower the community's creativity and vision to guide the future of Flovatar. After a test run using the Emerald Bot as a voting platform, the first real DAO decision is live and all of the owners should be paying attention. In case you missed what is going on, I am here to… Read more.
NEWS AROUND THE FLOVAVERSE It's been a busy week in the world of Flovatar. Luckily for all of you, it's Friday and that means I am here to bring you up to speed on what you missed and what's ahead. Before we get to that though, you might have noticed that FUD News has gotten an upgrade! Woohoo! It's been a long time coming but the website is getting a needed face lift. This upgrade will allow us to post… Read more.
