May 19, 2023 ·

by Ron Flogundy

Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I’ve been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will be the main guest of honor….what’s that? Now I’m being told that I’m not the guest of honor. I’ll be interviewing people on the red carpet? Ok then. So I, Ron Flogundy, will be interviewing the stars of the upcoming animated podcast titled “A Dust Odyssey.” This red carpet event will take place later today in the Flovatar Discord and it’s one you will not want to miss.

The long awaited and much anticipated story world is coming to life today. Join Luca and the team in the community chat channel at 4:30PM ET for character reveals, interviews with the writers, Q & A sessions, and of course, the world premiere live stream of Episode 1. Those of you that attend the event will be able to claim a float which will be redeemable for a very special new flobit. Make sure to grab some popcorn and a sloosh and join us all for the screening. Sloosh? Is that a new brand of scotch I’m not aware of? Red carpet events usually have the good stuff. Hmm..might need to bring a flask. Now I have lost my train of thought.

Ah yes, the podcast. Before we get to see the stars in action, we were able to get a sneak peak at some of them in these promo clips. So, without further ado, I give you some of the stars of “A Dust Odyssey.”

What is that, Dutch? Italian? This fine looking fellow looks to play a major role in the story. What is that green stuff on his head? Oh god, is that what a sloosh is? I might need to bring my own bottle now. Ron can’t be sipping on green stuff in public.

Get your Starflux sloosh

Another mainstay in the story, Fasco appears to be wearing a backpack in this promo. Where is she off to? And there’s that green drink again. Starflux really knows how to market. Are those robo baristas? Service must be excellent there because droids never make mistakes.

Wonder what this evil eyed fellow is up to. Why is he on a tv screen? For the love of god man, you could at least shave for your big debut. Maybe he’s going for that Silicon Valley tech boss power look. Grey hair, scruffy beard, and black turtle neck. Screams tech giant.

Well isn’t this adorable. Even I wouldn’t mind a friend like this. Just look at those panda eyes and try to resist the urge to mint one of these in the builder soon. I bet Junbee would make a late night food run for me after my 4th or 9th glass of scotch too.

Behind every great character is usually a great mom. I assume she will be a delight. Probably more so than my mother was. She was always too busy chasing fame, building her ego, and enjoying the most expensive tequilas. Good thing I got myself together and ended up nothing like her. No similarities at all.

Look everyone, I found Waldo. Hahaha. Where is Peterman to mock this outfit? Joking aside, this little fellow looks so harmless. Wonder what role Spuck has in this journey?

What in the world? Is that a flying blue cotton ball? Carlee looks happy but those fangs look menacing. Does Carlee like Junbee? Are they related? I have so many questions about this winged blueberry.

Well there you have it folks. That was a sneak peek at some of the cast of characters that will make their debut in Flova lore in just a few hours. Don’t miss this event. I must go and pick up my finest suit now. Need to get into that right state of mind as well. Buzzed but still unnoticeable to the novice eye. The Dust has settled. I am Ron Flogundy. Time to get slooshed.

All the stars from Flovatar have arrived!

F.U.D News Staff

Pennytar- Founder & CEO
Straight from the circus, he was just clowning around one day online and stumbled into this wacky, low budget, and sarcastic news outlet.

J. Peterman- Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) / Fashionista
Unable to deal with all of the fashion faux-pas she saw in Flovatar, J. Peterman lobbied the F.U.D. News editors to let her write a weekly fashion column. No one is safe from her rants.

Ron Flogundy- Lead Anchor
After being fired from a reputable news source, Ron found his way into the F.U.D News room. He gave the media outlet a look of credibility when there was none.

Füch Faće McGee- Head of Sportsball Division/Flovalympic Reporter
This Bulgarian-Irish born sports genius made a name for himself by having 1 too many whiskeys while trying to interview the Irish rugby team after a loss and causing a locker room brawl. Naturally, was a must hire for F.U.D.

Kid Chaos- Resident Movie/Horror Correspondent
Not sure where this mysterious dude came from, he kinda showed up out of the shadows. If you need any movie or horror input, he’s your guy. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden movements.

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