Issue 2

WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will…

JACOB, HOW DARE YOU?By Ron Flogundy Greetings Ron-a-maniacs. Yup. I stole that from McGee because, honestly, I don't think he has any fans and it just sounds better with Ron attached to it. I am back for your weekly bit…

THE 2nd FLOVAVERSARY & HOLIDAY FLICKSBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greeting again to all of you in the Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, is back this week to fill you with some more news and knowledge. We are…

A LETTER FROM THE NEW EDITOR OF FUD NEWS Tomorrow is April 1 and that means it’s time to turn over a new leaf.  This paper is now owned by me, J Peterman, Head of Fashion for Flova Labs and…