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THE MALL: A MAGNIFICENT DISASTERBy Ron Flogundy Hello loyal followers. It's your star news anchor Ron Flogundy, back again for this week's entertainment — I mean hard hitting journalism. I spoke with my Flovatar inside sources and was told to…

LAUNDERING FOR XPBy Ron Flogundy Great Caesar's ghost. Is this what it feels like to have a week off? It was glorious. Now I know why my lazy ass co-workers in the news room have taken so much time off.…

THE ODYSSEY CONTINUES TODAYby Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. Last week I had the honor of being on the red carpet for the premiere of "A Dust Odyssey" and I am still recovering. Turns out, slooshes…

THE FLOVATAR RUNDOWN (but cut short...)By Ron Flogundy Good afternoon fellow followers of mine. Ron Flogundy is back this week and feeling better, mostly. My last week went way out of control as I sank my teeth into Friday the…