Issue 34

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing…

LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what…

SUMMER WIND DOWNBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy am here to entertain you for a few minutes of your day. It'll be quick and enjoyable. A pleasure filled 5 minutes of entertainment on this monumental…