Issue 8

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing…

WILDTURKEY RETURNS FROM DARKNESS RETREAT Ok, what the hell happened here? Maybe you're wondering the same thing so let me explain. I was going to be away for a few days but didn't want to miss a week publishing the…