Issue 34

MY INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE CASTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovans, I am Ron Flogundy. Thank you. Thank you for the applause you are giving me right now. I can hear it all the way here. You may be seated.…

A DAY WORTHY OF SOME PAPPYBy Ron Flogundy Happy Birthday Flovatar! I'm Ron Flogundy, the legendary news anchor here at this common news entity. Good god Luca. What a week full of good stuff. What's that saying? We were drinking…

FLOVATAR FUN TIMES AHEAD & A MUSICAL RANTBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite low budget news anchor is back to review the latest in Flovatar. Lucky for you, I will also share my latest rant about something…

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing…