Greetings fellow Flogundians! Your favorite web3 based, Flovatar reporting, opinionated anchor Ron Flogundy is back! Where the hell have I been? None of your business. But enough with the small talk today. I am here with a very important announcement for you all. We’ve been hacked….again!!!!
Some of you probably remember a while back when a lapse in security from the Flovatar bouncers caused an attempted hostile takeover of the Discord. Little did they know that we had a superhero coder at the helm. Luca cracked his knuckles, grabbed a bottle of Mirto, and bellied up to his keyboard to fend off these hackers. When the smoke cleared, Luca was victorious and saved all of Flovatar.
However, this time the hacker came back better prepared.
I’ve just learned that the hacker struck at the heart of Flova Labs by stealing their beloved mascot, Astra. It all started when this mysterious and disgruntled user “Gl1tchsystm” joined the Flovatar Discord. Something was off with him. I’m not talking Preston kind of “off” either. This new user was clearly mad about something. Watch the video below for more details. Can you help the Flova Labs team find this Likee before it’s too late???
F.U.D News Staff (You can now click on our photos to chat with us!)
Ron Flogundy Sama- Lead Anchor & SHOGUN
After being fired from a reputable news source, Ron found his way into the F.U.D News room. He gave the media outlet a look of credibility when there was none.
J. Petermariko Sama- Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) / Translator
Once a top level executive at a clothing catalogue company, she finds herself here after an epic fail of an invention. The Urban Sombrero bankrupt the company in spectacular fashion. She now takes sarcastic jabs at outfits worn by flovatars with a better fashion sense than her.
Pennytar- Founder & CEO / Anjin
Straight from the circus, he was just clowning around one day online and stumbled into this wacky, low budget, and sarcastic news outlet.
Füch Faće McGee– Head of Sportsball Division/Flovalympic Reporter
This Bulgarian-Irish born sports genius made a name for himself by having 1 too many whiskeys while trying to interview the Irish rugby team after a loss and causing a locker room brawl. Naturally, was a must hire for F.U.D.
Kid Chaos- Resident Movie/Horror Correspondent
Not sure where this mysterious dude came from, he kinda showed up out of the shadows. If you need any movie or horror input, he’s your guy. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden movements.