Issue 31

JACOB, HOW DARE YOU?By Ron Flogundy Greetings Ron-a-maniacs. Yup. I stole that from McGee because, honestly, I don't think he has any fans and it just sounds better with Ron attached to it. I am back for your weekly bit…

MY NEW BEST FRIEND, ROY KENTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy, am back for another Friday of words and stuff for you to read. There were a handful of things that went on in the world…

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing…

THE BEST AND WORST OF TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Kon'nichiwa FUD News fans. I, the great Ron Flogundy, am back this week to shake things up. Well, not really. I merely am announcing myself as the new Shogun (all powerful dictator)…