January 26, 2024 ·

By Ron Flogundy

Greetings again people of Flovatar. Your news icon, Ron Flogundy, is here for another Friday of news and fun. There were a few news worthy things that occurred to fill you in on this week. Let’s get you filled in before a special interview with another crew member from your favorite podcast, A Dust Odyssey. I’m hitting my sweet spot of being buzzed so it’s showtime.

Earlier this week, Luca airdropped the flobits from the FlovaChat promo. Each Flov that you unlocked for 1000 Dust earned you 3 flobits from the newest batch. These were airdropped into you special crate on your collection page. The drop was random which means you might have some epic or even legendary flobits waiting inside. Make sure to login and claim your prizes. Also, if you earned an iron from the promotion with Flowverse, please check your airdrops and stop complaining in Discord.

Yesterday, Luca also announced a new update to the Flovatar website. The major part of this update is the ability to login using new wallets. That’s right! If you’ve had issues with Blocto or Dapper, your dream has come true. There are now multiple options for you to login and store your Flovs and Dust somewhere. The next time you go to login to the Flovatar page, you will see the prompt with all the newest options. Just take a look at all of these….

New wallet list for Flovatar

On Thursday night, trivia night returned with a special A Dust Odyssey edition. Contestants played 2 rounds where they tested their knowledge on all things ADO. After 2 rounds, the scores were added up and the top 3 earned some cool prizes. To no one’s surprise, Luca won and spared himself from the wrath of Jenna for not knowing the show. Of course, Luca removed himself from contention and everyone got to move up the podium. Congrats to TJ, Chickism, and Omcler for taking down the prizes. There was even a little bit of a teaser in the game for those that were there. Someone found the keys (peach schnapps) to Peterman’s vault (brain) and she released some alpha.

That’s this week’s rundown of events in Flovatar. Now, it is not often that Ron gets star struck. Not many people have more stardom than yours truly. But this week, I managed to score the interview of all interviews. I sat down with Damus himself to talk about A Dust Odyssey. My mustache just stiffened again mentioning it. Check it out.

By Ron Flogundy & J. Peterman

RON: Wow. Damus in the flesh. Greetings! This is quite the special treat for both of us. You get to meet one of your biggest fans and I get to meet a big fan of mine. Are you in awe like I am?

DAMUS: I have the best fans, the most wonderful fans. As founder of Flova Labs, by the way I am the only founder, you all of course love me. I understand.

RON: Oh. I see. Well, before we get on to the meat of this interview, I’ve been dying to ask you a question. What would you rate those delicious looking Starflux Slooshes? They look heavenly.

DAMUS: We release the most beautiful products, the best products ever seen in the Megaverse. Sloosh is like that, I have five before breakfast, it’s how I stay so trim.

RON: How do you feel about the way you have been portrayed in A Dust Odyssey?

DAMUS: It’s completely unfair, you’ll never hear me complain but it’s completely unfair. That other guy — I call him NOTstos — he gets all the glory and for me, nothing. Nothing good for the wonderful, beautiful founder of Flova Labs. SAD. I’m the target of the Fake podcast industry, run by thieves and crooks.

RON: I’ll ask you straight up. Are you the most powerful person on Flova?

DAMUS: Some might say! I won’t but some might say!

Meeting of powerful minds

RON: How do you respond to the allegations that you really control everyone on Flova?

DAMUS: Of course I don’t. Flova is run by the deep state Psyche Likee lovers. They’re the ones who are trying to destroy the planet and I’m the one standing in protection of all the Flovans.

RON: While listening to the podcast, it’s starting to look like Big Dada is becoming more powerful than you. I don’t believe that but several listeners have mentioned it. What do you say?

DAMUS: (whispering) Well I have been concerned about that. (louder) No chance but Big Dada is a wonderful friend. My best friend really. It’s just a computer though.

RON: Anything you want to share about the upcoming finale?

DAMUS: I’m innocent of any wrongful charges that were lobbed at me during the finale episode. I have done nothing wrong, in fact my behavior has been perfect. By the way, have you seen Nostos?

RON: I um, have not. I have to ask are you looking for a new protege? Maybe a handsome fellow with a well groomed mustache and a big fan following?

DAMUS: Now that you mention it, my hybrid droid/Flovan assistant Derp has gone missing. I could probably make room for you in my executive suite.

RON: Wonderful! I appreciate you taking the time to chat with me. A meeting of the minds as they say. Is there anything you want me to autograph as a souvenir for yourself to remember the day you met me? I get asked for this all the time.

Damus walks away.

F.U.D News Staff (You can now click on our photos to chat with us!)

Pennytar- Founder & CEO
Straight from the circus, he was just clowning around one day online and stumbled into this wacky, low budget, and sarcastic news outlet.

J. Peterman- Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) / Fashionista
Once a top level executive at a clothing catalogue company, she finds herself here after an epic fail of an invention. The Urban Sombrero bankrupt the company in spectacular fashion. She now takes sarcastic jabs at outfits worn by flovatars with a better fashion sense than her.

Ron Flogundy- Lead Anchor
After being fired from a reputable news source, Ron found his way into the F.U.D News room. He gave the media outlet a look of credibility when there was none.

Füch Faće McGee– Head of Sportsball Division/Flovalympic Reporter
This Bulgarian-Irish born sports genius made a name for himself by having 1 too many whiskeys while trying to interview the Irish rugby team after a loss and causing a locker room brawl. Naturally, was a must hire for F.U.D.

Kid Chaos- Resident Movie/Horror Correspondent
Not sure where this mysterious dude came from, he kinda showed up out of the shadows. If you need any movie or horror input, he’s your guy. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden movements.

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