June 7, 2024 ·

By Ron Flogundy

Happy Friday Flovatar world and more importantly, Ron’s biggest fans. I am back with a big update for you all this week. The DAO has launched! After googling what a DAO was because I don’t speak nerd, I realized that it is kind of a big deal. Let’s get this show started.

Luca has said since day 1 that he wanted to give the creative power to the community when the time was right. After a few years of prepping and fine tuning things, the DAO has officially begun. You can read all the information from the creative wizard himself by checking out the Medium article that was released today. Check it all out here!

Well, that was a lot of stuff. You didn’t click the link above did you? Well, get on with it. I’ll wait……Ok, that’s long enough. I’m not going to make the good readers wait for you that don’t follow directions. So we have a DAO council in place to start things off. Naturally, I, Ron Flogundy, have some opinions on this. Mostly because as you can see, I was omitted from the party. Ron demands justice! But for now, let’s take a look at this council.

BJARTEK: Ok. The Norwegian master coder programmer and a bunch of other nerdy stuff earns a rightful spot on the DAO council. It needs someone with his skill set to keep the tech stuff going. I can’t say anything bad about this guy. He’s a stellar human after meeting him in New York. Plus, I’m not looking for any viking rage to fall on me.

CHAOSMANIS: The resident horror/terror expert in the community finds his way on the council. I wonder if he threatened Luca with some weird torture device or weapon? Hmm. A day 1 OG that has been delighting you all with his GIFs and witty humor will be a good, creative mind on the council.

DERP: Speaking of nerd, the head one of the community takes a seat as well. He is the mind behind, the greatest resource for all things Flovatar. He even made those games that you find yourself playing over and over again trying to beat the high score. Ultimately getting mad and throwing my laptop, he has cost me thousands of dollars. Congrats king nerd! You wear that crown well.

GARLICDONUT: Another day 1 OG, this donut worked his way from member, to community rep, to team member due to his affinity for Flovatar. He kept people informed on the latest happenings by managing the socials. Now, he brings his fresh, shiny, new college degree with him to the council.

JENNA: J. Peterman joins the…wait a minute! Jenna Peterman?! What kind of nonsense is this? Is this why she has been absent from the newsroom? She’s galavanting all over the world with her new council friends? She wrote A Dust Odyssey. Big deal. I write weekly Pulitzer Prize winning material here too. From newsroom fashionista to podcast creator, I guess she brings some kind of creative mind to this council. Plus, someone has to keep these boys in line.

LONESTARSMOKER: Day 1 OG (this sounds repetitive) and prominent community member. Loney also worked his way from member to team. He helped run several community events, including the dreadful and heated poker games. But even after taking so much shit from angry keyboard warriors, he kept his spirit positive by posting pictures of his latest dinner creations (or maybe it was the weed). Also a founding member of Friday Night Mint Club, he is a solid addition.

MARLIN: Huh. I thought his name was Martin the whole time. Oh well, Marlin has been behind the scenes running tons of community events and data tracking all the information. Data tracking will be useful on the council. Definitely can use some math geeks here. The cowboy behind your favorite stuff like poker, Bobble League, and Flovalympics earns his seat. Yeehaw!

THROOP: Most of you know this guy from his daily messages of positivity and inspiration. He’s always around chatting with people in Discord and answering questions. On top of that, he can smoke meat like a champ and build kick ass patios. He’s the biggest Flovatar cheerleader out there. I know him as the biggest pain in my ass out there. Throop is always yelling at me about the news coming out. Doesn’t he know Ron needs his beauty sleep? I am not on old man time like him and Chickism. Despite all that, he deservedly earns his spot on the council.

WILDTURKEY: Ok, now I draw the line. My boss and founder of FUD News gets a seat? No wonder he’s been absent lately. Galavanting all around with Jenna and company. How many FUD News people are they gonna take before the real talent (Ron of course) gets a seat? I swear if that Füch Faće McGee shows up on the council, I’m going to burn it to the ground. Looks like this news outlet is now all mine. Congrats, I guess, to the clown and his little red balloon.

So there you have it. The first council selected to get the DAO running. I’m sure there will be more added as the time goes on. In the meantime, I’m curious to see where this all goes to get started. Make sure to check out the upcoming Spaces event. When is it? Well, that’s up to you! The first DAO vote will be to decide on a time that works best for most of the community. Head over to the DAO homepage and cast your vote. I need to go process all this information now over a few glasses of whiskey.

F.U.D News Staff (You can now click on our photos to chat with us!)

Ron Flogundy Sama- Lead Anchor & SHOGUN
After being fired from a reputable news source, Ron found his way into the F.U.D News room. He gave the media outlet a look of credibility when there was none.

J. Petermariko Sama- Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) / Translator
Once a top level executive at a clothing catalogue company, she finds herself here after an epic fail of an invention. The Urban Sombrero bankrupt the company in spectacular fashion. She now takes sarcastic jabs at outfits worn by flovatars with a better fashion sense than her.

Pennytar- Founder & CEO / Anjin
Straight from the circus, he was just clowning around one day online and stumbled into this wacky, low budget, and sarcastic news outlet.

Füch Faće McGee– Head of Sportsball Division/Flovalympic Reporter
This Bulgarian-Irish born sports genius made a name for himself by having 1 too many whiskeys while trying to interview the Irish rugby team after a loss and causing a locker room brawl. Naturally, was a must hire for F.U.D.

Kid Chaos- Resident Movie/Horror Correspondent
Not sure where this mysterious dude came from, he kinda showed up out of the shadows. If you need any movie or horror input, he’s your guy. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden movements.

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