Issue 34

LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what…

A BRIEF IDIOT'S GUIDE FOR TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Greetings (*big long burp*) Flovatar world. Ron Flogundy is back to give you some brief entertainment while you digest that massive meal from Thanksgiving. For those that don't partake in Thanksgiving, I…

WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will…

COFFEE AND MY INFINITE SADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all my loyal friends and followers. It's time to end your week on a high note with me, Ron Flogundy. Football is near. The leaves are turning. Temperatures are getting to that…