SPECIAL NEWS REPORT

May 3, 2023 ·

A DUST ODYSSEY TRAILER DROPS

The journey begins very soon.

We’re bringing you this breaking update in real time — a teaser trailer for Flovatar’s new illustrated podcast has been leaked!

The story sounds like an epic journey across the Megaverse with a great cast of characters. Early reviews are calling it a hilarious, fish out of water tale that expands into a galaxy bending, space opera. Wow, this story clearly was NOT written by Chat GPT.

We got this exclusive plot summary from an insider at Flova Studios.

“When Flova Labs launches a charity mission to a primitive planet, crew members are prepared for the journey of a lifetime. But what they find when they land will change the course of planet Flova’s history forever.”

It sounds like the pilot episode will launch sometime this month. Stay tuned for more updates about this game changing story experience.

F.U.D News Staff

Pennytar- Founder & CEO
Straight from the circus, he was just clowning around one day online and stumbled into this wacky, low budget, and sarcastic news outlet.

J. Peterman- Chief Sarcasm Officer (CSO) / Fashionista
Unable to deal with all of the fashion faux-pas she saw in Flovatar, J. Peterman lobbied the F.U.D. News editors to let her write a weekly fashion column. No one is safe from her rants.

Ron Flogundy- Lead Anchor
After being fired from a reputable news source, Ron found his way into the F.U.D News room. He gave the media outlet a look of credibility when there was none.

Füch Faće McGee- Head of Sportsball Division/Flovalympic Reporter
This Bulgarian-Irish born sports genius made a name for himself by having 1 too many whiskeys while trying to interview the Irish rugby team after a loss and causing a locker room brawl. Naturally, was a must hire for F.U.D.

Kid Chaos- Resident Movie/Horror Correspondent
Not sure where this mysterious dude came from, he kinda showed up out of the shadows. If you need any movie or horror input, he’s your guy. Just don’t get too close to him or make any sudden movements.

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