FLOVATAR WEEK IN REVIEWBy Ron Flogundy Greetings again people of Flovatar. Your news icon, Ron Flogundy, is here for another Friday of news and fun. There were a few news worthy things that occurred to fill you in on this week. Let's get you filled in before a special interview with another crew member from your favorite podcast, A Dust Odyssey. I'm hitting my sweet spot of being buzzed so it's showtime. Earlier this week, Luca airdropped the flobits from… Read more.
FLOVATAR BITS & STOUT SEASONBy Ron Flogundy Brrr....It's so damn cold but I am still here. Ron Flogundy is back for another week of stuff. This cold ass weather can't keep me from my fans. As for the rest of the news team, the slightest bit of cold seems to keep their lazy butts home. Saying it's cold when the low is in the 20s is not cold you cowards. Get to work. But I digress. I am here to… Read more.
RON'S GUIDE TO TVBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world! I, the legendary anchor Ron Flogundy, am back for a fun tv edition of the news. Why might you ask? Well, it is the middle of the winter and the weather blows. For most of us. I am currently drinking my way through a blizzard. What better way to pass the time during 10 inches of snow, 40 mph winds, and sub zero temperatures than to binge watch some amazing shows.… Read more.
RON'S INTERVIEW CIRCUITBy Ron Flogundy Happy.....Ha! Almost got me. It's well past the buffer of wishing people a happy new year so let's not mess with that shenanigans because it was covered in detail last week. It's 2024 and we are starting off with baby steps so far. There are a few things to review in the world of Flovatar and then I hit the streets, old school reporting days style, to speak with some of you! As 2023 ended,… Read more.
A GUIDE TO RESOLUTIONSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. I, the great Ron Flogundy, am back for one last time in 2023. As this year winds to a close this weekend, it's a good time to reflect on how good or crappy it has been. It's been a busy year in Flovatar so a quick recap is in order before everyone starts their festivities. Then, I will address a couple trends that are popular this time of year. So sit… Read more.
ALL THE FLOVA CHAT DEETSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flova and creatures of Earth too! That's right, Ron's fan base is able to expand now to include humans thanks to Flova Labs' new device. I can't believe it. I'm going to be famous across 2 planets now. No news anchor has ever done this. Suck it Bill O'Reilly. While I'm sure you all would love to hear about how my fame will be growing, I have a lot to… Read more.
A DAY WORTHY OF SOME PAPPYBy Ron Flogundy Happy Birthday Flovatar! I'm Ron Flogundy, the legendary news anchor here at this common news entity. Good god Luca. What a week full of good stuff. What's that saying? We were drinking through a fire hose this week? Can you imagine how fast I could get buzzed drinking through a fire hose? Note to self, visit local fire department to discuss pumping whiskey through the fire hose for an experiment. But I… Read more.
THE 2nd FLOVAVERSARY & HOLIDAY FLICKSBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greeting again to all of you in the Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, is back this week to fill you with some more news and knowledge. We are kicking off what proves to be a busy week for Flovatar so get ready. And of course, Christmas is approaching. Last week, I gave you my take on Christmas music. This week, we tackle something I actually like. Movies! Before… Read more.
FLOVATAR FUN TIMES AHEAD & A MUSICAL RANTBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite low budget news anchor is back to review the latest in Flovatar. Lucky for you, I will also share my latest rant about something that really grinds my gears. What can it be this week? Well, it deals with my ears being violated without consent. Anyways, on with the article. It's Friday and that means the latest installment of A Dust Odyssey is dropping.… Read more.
A BRIEF IDIOT'S GUIDE FOR TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Greetings (*big long burp*) Flovatar world. Ron Flogundy is back to give you some brief entertainment while you digest that massive meal from Thanksgiving. For those that don't partake in Thanksgiving, I apologize but also envy you. You are probably not in this sleepy, extremely full, gluttonous, and uncomfortable state of mind like yours truly is. I will do my best to knock this out before my body begins the purging process… Read more.