ISSUE 58

June 2, 2023 ·

THIS WEEK IN FLVOATARby Ron Flogundy Ep. 3 Today! Good afternoon Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the week, me! Sometimes even I am in awe of myself as I put this pen to paper and begin churning out awesomeness. I can talk about me all day and I know my fans want to hear more about me but let's move on to this week in Flovatar. Episode 3 of "A Dust Odyssey"… Read more.

ISSUE 57

May 26, 2023 ·

THE ODYSSEY CONTINUES TODAYby Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. Last week I had the honor of being on the red carpet for the premiere of "A Dust Odyssey" and I am still recovering. Turns out, slooshes are quite delicious, especially with a few dashes of some fine scotch in them. I blame this fantastic concoction for my lack of interviewing last week. I did get to know the bartender at the event very well though. After… Read more.

ISSUE 56-RED CARPET SPECIAL

May 19, 2023 ·

WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will be the main guest of honor....what's that? Now I'm being told that I'm not the guest of honor. I'll be interviewing people on the red carpet? Ok then. So I, Ron Flogundy, will be interviewing the stars of the upcoming… Read more.

ISSUE 55

May 12, 2023 ·

SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing interviews with the Flovatar elite at fancy dinners in Milan while sipping on some fine scotch. Instead, I've been asked to turn in my cigar and scotch yet again for some cheap beer and Jacker Cracks, no ugh, Cracker Macks… Read more.

ISSUE 54

May 5, 2023 ·

SPORTVATAR: SPORTSBALL REIMAGINEDby Ron Flogundy The Flovatar world expands to millions of new eyes. On Thursday, Flovatar revealed the long awaited and teased "Project S." Sportvatar kicked off earlier this morning and I, the great Ron Flogundy, have the details for you all. There's a lot to cover so let's dive deep into this new partnership. Yes, I said partnership. Sportvatar brings Flovatar and some of the biggest sports outlets in Europe and South America together in one fun place.… Read more.

SPECIAL NEWS REPORT

May 3, 2023 ·

A DUST ODYSSEY TRAILER DROPS The journey begins very soon. We're bringing you this breaking update in real time — a teaser trailer for Flovatar's new illustrated podcast has been leaked! The story sounds like an epic journey across the Megaverse with a great cast of characters. Early reviews are calling it a hilarious, fish out of water tale that expands into a galaxy bending, space opera. Wow, this story clearly was NOT written by Chat GPT. We got this… Read more.

ISSUE 53

April 28, 2023 ·

Coming back from a busy week. "PROJECT S" SPECULATION AND OTHER STUFFby Ron Flogundy Good afternoon Flovatar world, I'm Ron Flogundy. It's been 2 weeks since I was kidnapped...or um...joined this misfit news outlet and have yet to report any news. I spent my first week in orientation which involved me being forced to marathon binge shows like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcEZ820rGM&t=7s My second week was one to forget. Literally. I forgot everything that happened… Read more.

ISSUE 52

April 21, 2023 ·

THE DAO HAS SPOKEN...NOW WHAT? Fill out the post Dust Vote Survey After an intense week of debating and voting, the Flovatar DAO reached a decision on releasing the highly anticipated $DUST token. The token will not launch on the original date of April 24th. The next question for the community is what happens next? Well, we continue to move forward towards launch of the token and several other things on the horizon. The Team has already started the process… Read more.

ISSUE 51

April 14, 2023 ·

MOST IMPORTANT DAO VOTE IS NOW LIVE At this very moment, one of the biggest decisions for the future of Flovatar is in the hands of the DAO. Since Flovatar launched in December of 2021, the community has been speculating, debating, and anticipating the arrival of the Dust token. The token is scheduled to launch on April 24th, pending DAO approval. The vote is live on Cast now until April 18 and it looks like it will come down to… Read more.

MILESTONE 50TH ISSUE

April 7, 2023 ·

PSYCHE LIKEE PRICING SET The Flovatar DAO has been busy the last 2 weeks voting on proposal after proposal. This week won't be any easier; as 1 vote winds down, a very important one is about to start. Next week will begin the crucial vote about when to release the $DUST token. If you haven't joined the Flovatar DAO page on Cast, make sure you do. Look for a new proposal to go live very, very soon. The latest decision… Read more.

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