ISSUE 106- THE SPORTSBALL SCHEDULE EDITION

May 17, 2024 ·

FLOBITS & FOOTBALL FUNBy Ron Flogundy How's that for some Friday alliteration? Ron is a legendary wordsmith after all. Anyways, greetings to all my Ron-O-Maniacs. I'm here again to give you a brief update and some joy to your end of the week routine. This week, it's time to put our sportsball caps back on because McGee is too damn lazy to do his job. He's a real butt(ker) head. The Flovatar DAO is live on Toucans for all to… Read more.

ISSUE 105- THE I’VE BEEN SCOOPED EDITION

May 10, 2024 ·

JACOB, HOW DARE YOU?By Ron Flogundy Greetings Ron-a-maniacs. Yup. I stole that from McGee because, honestly, I don't think he has any fans and it just sounds better with Ron attached to it. I am back for your weekly bit of news and shenanigans. I've got some exciting news from Flovatar and then whatever else I feel like telling you all. So let's get this Friday going. First of all, Jacob Tucker and Emerald City, how dare you? You scooped… Read more.

ISSUE 104- THE NFT PURGE (SORT OF ) EDITION

May 3, 2024 ·

MY WALLET IS GETTING LIGHTERBy Ron Flogundy Greetings die hard Flogundians. Miss me? I know I missed myself. I'm back from my mini hiatus to bring you some Friday entertainment. However, this may not be much of a pleasure for some of you. So where was Ron this last week? Well, I've been neck deep investigating nerd stuff to bring you some news. Honestly, I spent maybe an hour on it and then was lost in the world of Shogun… Read more.

ISSUE 103- THE FLOGUNATE REIGN EDITION

April 20, 2024 ·

THE BEST AND WORST OF TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Kon'nichiwa FUD News fans. I, the great Ron Flogundy, am back this week to shake things up. Well, not really. I merely am announcing myself as the new Shogun (all powerful dictator) of this news establishment thanks to my new found love. I'm also here to rant about something else briefly because as Shogun, I have that power. How did this come about? Good question. Let's get this story started and bring… Read more.

ISSUE 102- THE SPRING BREAK IS BS EDITION

April 13, 2024 ·

I WAS PROMISED BEERBy Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my biggest fans. It's Friday so it's time to lay down the FUD. Normally I am referring to this distinguished news source. But today, I am bringing the actual fud to all things spring. Why Ron? Spring is so great. Everything is blooming and the weather is warming up. This might all be true for some but for a grown person like me, I call BS. But first.... March Madness Mania… Read more.

ISSUE 101- THE JOURNEY TO THE NEXT 100 EDITION

April 5, 2024 ·

LAUNDERING FOR XPBy Ron Flogundy Great Caesar's ghost. Is this what it feels like to have a week off? It was glorious. Now I know why my lazy ass co-workers in the news room have taken so much time off. Nevertheless, I know my fans need their weekly Friday helping of Ron. So here I am! With my first 100 issues in the books, I start my journey for the next 100 with an investigative report....well not really. Get ready… Read more.

100th ISSUE: THE OMG IT’S BEEN THIS LONG EDITION

March 22, 2024 ·

FINALE DAY MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy See what I did there with the title? Pretty clever way to tie in this week. I love patting myself on the back. Oh, for those who don't know, I am the great Ron Flogundy. I'm back on this maddening Friday for a milestone edition of this satirical news publication. No, it's not maddening because of the sportsball thing going on. It's maddening because I am currently staring at 5 inches of snow on this… Read more.

ISSUE 99- THE RON FOR PRESIDENT EDITION

March 15, 2024 ·

AS AN ODYSSEY ENDS, MY CAMPAIGN BEGINSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Ron-a-maniacs. Yeah I stole that from McGee because it just sounds better with my name on it. Besides, last I had heard our over-hyped sports reporter was lost in the wilderness while on an expedition to hunt wild turkeys. Serves him right. Another week in the books, so it's time to recap what you might have missed. As a bonus, I am also announcing my intent to be your… Read more.

ISSUE 98- THE DUST CUP CHAMP EDITION

March 8, 2024 ·

MY NEW BEST FRIEND, ROY KENTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy, am back for another Friday of words and stuff for you to read. There were a handful of things that went on in the world of Flovatar this week so it's time to catch you up. I have been boning up on more sportsball stuff since McGee never seemed to return from the Chiefs parade. Wonder what the hell happened to him? It's almost like… Read more.

ISSUE 97- THE TWO WORLD PREMIERES EDITION

March 2, 2024 ·

OUT OF THIS WORLDBy Ron Flogundy Greetings friends. Welcome to another amazingly Ron edition of the news. At this point, I don't know if any of those other hobo co-workers ever come back. Wonder what the hell they are doing? Hmm. This week is one full of debuts and entertainment. I decided to mingle with the common folks and pretend it's the year 2010 again by going to the movies. You remember that place right? It's a dirty old place… Read more.

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