I WAS PROMISED BEERBy Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my biggest fans. It's Friday so it's time to lay down the FUD. Normally I am referring to this distinguished news source. But today, I am bringing the actual fud to all things spring. Why Ron? Spring is so great. Everything is blooming and the weather is warming up. This might all be true for some but for a grown person like me, I call BS. But first.... March Madness Mania… Read more.
LAUNDERING FOR XPBy Ron Flogundy Great Caesar's ghost. Is this what it feels like to have a week off? It was glorious. Now I know why my lazy ass co-workers in the news room have taken so much time off. Nevertheless, I know my fans need their weekly Friday helping of Ron. So here I am! With my first 100 issues in the books, I start my journey for the next 100 with an investigative report....well not really. Get ready… Read more.
FINALE DAY MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy See what I did there with the title? Pretty clever way to tie in this week. I love patting myself on the back. Oh, for those who don't know, I am the great Ron Flogundy. I'm back on this maddening Friday for a milestone edition of this satirical news publication. No, it's not maddening because of the sportsball thing going on. It's maddening because I am currently staring at 5 inches of snow on this… Read more.
AS AN ODYSSEY ENDS, MY CAMPAIGN BEGINSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Ron-a-maniacs. Yeah I stole that from McGee because it just sounds better with my name on it. Besides, last I had heard our over-hyped sports reporter was lost in the wilderness while on an expedition to hunt wild turkeys. Serves him right. Another week in the books, so it's time to recap what you might have missed. As a bonus, I am also announcing my intent to be your… Read more.
MY NEW BEST FRIEND, ROY KENTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy, am back for another Friday of words and stuff for you to read. There were a handful of things that went on in the world of Flovatar this week so it's time to catch you up. I have been boning up on more sportsball stuff since McGee never seemed to return from the Chiefs parade. Wonder what the hell happened to him? It's almost like… Read more.
OUT OF THIS WORLDBy Ron Flogundy Greetings friends. Welcome to another amazingly Ron edition of the news. At this point, I don't know if any of those other hobo co-workers ever come back. Wonder what the hell they are doing? Hmm. This week is one full of debuts and entertainment. I decided to mingle with the common folks and pretend it's the year 2010 again by going to the movies. You remember that place right? It's a dirty old place… Read more.
SPORTSBALL & STUFFBy Ron Flogundy Another week comes to an end which means I, Ron Flogundy, am back to drop some wisdom on you all. If any of our friends from MFL are here, welcome! I am here to share some information on the newly announced collaboration between Flovatar and MFL. Considering McGee is still at some weird hippie retreat with Aaron Rodgers, I had to learn some sportsball lingo this week so prepare to be dazzled by my knowledge.… Read more.
A WEEK OF FEASTINGBy Ron Flogundy Greetings fellow FUDders. Yup, I just made that up. An original Ron-ism for the fans. Feel free to use it everywhere to spread the word. It's another Friday and that means a page full of your favorite news reporter. This is an extra special week for me because it is a week's worth of food events. Let's belly up to the table here and start eating. Before we indulge ourselves as I tell you… Read more.
MY FAVORITE REALITY SHOW FINALEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings FUD News faithfuls. It's ME!, Ron Flogundy, and I am back for another Friday of fun and nonsense. It's a calm week in the world of web3 but a huge weekend of fun for reality tv! I can't wait to get you all up to speed on my new favorite show. So let me fill this Blank Space with my words of entertainment for you...Ready For It? A few things of note… Read more.
DEJA VU AND FLOVATAR TOOBy Ron Flogundy Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again. My fellow legendary news reporter Phil Connors' classic line comes to life again today. Welcome Flovatar world, I, Ron Flogundy have returned for a little Friday entertainment for you. We have a few things to review and then I tackle a long time tradition. Let's get started! This week saw the launch of 2 new pools involving Dust on Increment Fi. Farming has been active for a little… Read more.