THE 2nd FLOVAVERSARY & HOLIDAY FLICKSBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greeting again to all of you in the Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, is back this week to fill you with some more news and knowledge. We are kicking off what proves to be a busy week for Flovatar so get ready. And of course, Christmas is approaching. Last week, I gave you my take on Christmas music. This week, we tackle something I actually like. Movies! Before… Read more.
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FLOVATAR FUN TIMES AHEAD & A MUSICAL RANTBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite low budget news anchor is back to review the latest in Flovatar. Lucky for you, I will also share my latest rant about something that really grinds my gears. What can it be this week? Well, it deals with my ears being violated without consent. Anyways, on with the article. It's Friday and that means the latest installment of A Dust Odyssey is dropping.… Read more.
A BRIEF IDIOT'S GUIDE FOR TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Greetings (*big long burp*) Flovatar world. Ron Flogundy is back to give you some brief entertainment while you digest that massive meal from Thanksgiving. For those that don't partake in Thanksgiving, I apologize but also envy you. You are probably not in this sleepy, extremely full, gluttonous, and uncomfortable state of mind like yours truly is. I will do my best to knock this out before my body begins the purging process… Read more.
FLOVATAR NEWS AND TURKEY BLUESBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor is back for another award winning edition of the the greatest weekly periodical ever written. That's right. It's Ron time and I know you all can't wait for this hearty serving of me. This week, Flovatar gets tipsy but not in the alcohol related way and I break down the greatest feast of the year. Belly up to the table folks and lets get started. A… Read more.
FLOVATAR UPDATE & JOYOUS DRINKSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Flovatar world and Ron fanatics. I, Ron Flogundy, have returned from my sugar high feast of Halloween candy to delight your mind with my words of wisdom. I was in a peaceful slumber this morning until my boss rudely woke me up. Something about some dude name Throop asking where the hell his news is. Is that even a real name? Throop? How old is that guy that he is demanding… Read more.
NEW WAY TO TRACK DUST AND CANDY RAGEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings everyone! It's your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, back again to entertain you and drop some knowledge. We have a few things to cover in the world of Flovatar this week. Then I'll share with you all my experience this week with some of my adoring fans and all the candy they brought me. So let's get at it before I sober up. The special Halloween flobit challenge series… Read more.
FLOVATAR WEEKLY ROUND UPBy Ron Flogundy I'm here. I made it! Apparently yours truly, Ron Flogundy, might have had a momentary lapse in memory about what day of the week it is. Surely it had nothing to do with last night's festivities involving my friends Pappy, Jack, Johnny, and the distinguished Colonel Taylor. Now, let's see what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. It's Friday which means the next episode of A Dust Odyssey is now live! The… Read more.
THE FLOVATAR RUNDOWN (but cut short...)By Ron Flogundy Good afternoon fellow followers of mine. Ron Flogundy is back this week and feeling better, mostly. My last week went way out of control as I sank my teeth into Friday the 13th conspiracies. The previous issue of this fine news outlet sent me into a mental paranoia I have never felt before. Luckily, with the help of lots of Lagavulin to help me pass out, I snapped out of my Friggatriskaidekaphobia… Read more.
IT'S ALL A MYTH....RIGHT?By Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my loyal fans on this "spooky" day. I, Ron Flogundy, am here with this week's edition. Never fear, this day won't keep me from bringing you the entertainment you crave. What's the worst that can happen by leaving the house today? Some hockey mask wearing psycho finds me and tries to stab me? I work for a crazy clown who terrifies children while running a news outlet on the side. Nothing… Read more.
THE MEDICINAL WEEK IN REVIEWBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all you Flovatar people. Ron Flogundy is back with your week's entertainment. I must say, I am fairly hopped up on pain pills and muscle relaxers at the moment so this is a race against passing out. Yes, I have an injury. Yes, even I am not immortal. But even in this state of pain, I could not disappoint my loyal followers so let's try to get this done before I drift… Read more.