MY VISION QUESTBy Ron Flogundy Normally I would be greeting you in a grandiose fashion at this time and getting ready to catch you up on the week. However, this week I handed over the reigns to Peterman because I am on a more important mission. I, Ron Flogundy, am on my own personal vision quest. Not some crack pot, sorry excuse of one like that cheesehead Aaron Rodgers did. A true vision quest where something became so clear to… Read more.
BUSY WEEK IN FLOVATAR; DAO UPDATE, ZEALY CONTEST, MINT NIGHT, AND EPISODE 5 RELEASEby Ron Flogundy My edits for Luca to consider Hello to all my Flogundians. I'm Ron Flogundy and it's time for your favorite Friday activity; listening to me! While I'm sure you would love to hear about your favorite Lead Anchor for hours on end, it's been a busy Friday in the world of Flovatar. I've got a lot to cover so let's just dive in. Today,… Read more.
Episode 4 Watch Party Today FLOVATAR'S MINT CLUB RETURNS Good day Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. The best Lead Anchor in web3 is back to discuss this week's headlines. I imagine you are all giving me a standing ovation so thank you. You may now be seated. I was told that the results of a focus group showed that I may be a little bit of an ego maniac. Not sure how they got to that so I am… Read more.
THIS WEEK IN FLVOATARby Ron Flogundy Ep. 3 Today! Good afternoon Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the week, me! Sometimes even I am in awe of myself as I put this pen to paper and begin churning out awesomeness. I can talk about me all day and I know my fans want to hear more about me but let's move on to this week in Flovatar. Episode 3 of "A Dust Odyssey"… Read more.
THE ODYSSEY CONTINUES TODAYby Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. Last week I had the honor of being on the red carpet for the premiere of "A Dust Odyssey" and I am still recovering. Turns out, slooshes are quite delicious, especially with a few dashes of some fine scotch in them. I blame this fantastic concoction for my lack of interviewing last week. I did get to know the bartender at the event very well though. After… Read more.
WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will be the main guest of honor....what's that? Now I'm being told that I'm not the guest of honor. I'll be interviewing people on the red carpet? Ok then. So I, Ron Flogundy, will be interviewing the stars of the upcoming… Read more.
SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing interviews with the Flovatar elite at fancy dinners in Milan while sipping on some fine scotch. Instead, I've been asked to turn in my cigar and scotch yet again for some cheap beer and Jacker Cracks, no ugh, Cracker Macks… Read more.
SPORTVATAR: SPORTSBALL REIMAGINEDby Ron Flogundy The Flovatar world expands to millions of new eyes. On Thursday, Flovatar revealed the long awaited and teased "Project S." Sportvatar kicked off earlier this morning and I, the great Ron Flogundy, have the details for you all. There's a lot to cover so let's dive deep into this new partnership. Yes, I said partnership. Sportvatar brings Flovatar and some of the biggest sports outlets in Europe and South America together in one fun place.… Read more.
A DUST ODYSSEY TRAILER DROPS The journey begins very soon. We're bringing you this breaking update in real time — a teaser trailer for Flovatar's new illustrated podcast has been leaked! The story sounds like an epic journey across the Megaverse with a great cast of characters. Early reviews are calling it a hilarious, fish out of water tale that expands into a galaxy bending, space opera. Wow, this story clearly was NOT written by Chat GPT. We got this… Read more.
Coming back from a busy week. "PROJECT S" SPECULATION AND OTHER STUFFby Ron Flogundy Good afternoon Flovatar world, I'm Ron Flogundy. It's been 2 weeks since I was kidnapped...or um...joined this misfit news outlet and have yet to report any news. I spent my first week in orientation which involved me being forced to marathon binge shows like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcEZ820rGM&t=7s My second week was one to forget. Literally. I forgot everything that happened… Read more.