FLOVATAR UPDATE & JOYOUS DRINKSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Flovatar world and Ron fanatics. I, Ron Flogundy, have returned from my sugar high feast of Halloween candy to delight your mind with my words of wisdom. I was in a peaceful slumber this morning until my boss rudely woke me up. Something about some dude name Throop asking where the hell his news is. Is that even a real name? Throop? How old is that guy that he is demanding… Read more.
NEW WAY TO TRACK DUST AND CANDY RAGEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings everyone! It's your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, back again to entertain you and drop some knowledge. We have a few things to cover in the world of Flovatar this week. Then I'll share with you all my experience this week with some of my adoring fans and all the candy they brought me. So let's get at it before I sober up. The special Halloween flobit challenge series… Read more.
FLOVATAR WEEKLY ROUND UPBy Ron Flogundy I'm here. I made it! Apparently yours truly, Ron Flogundy, might have had a momentary lapse in memory about what day of the week it is. Surely it had nothing to do with last night's festivities involving my friends Pappy, Jack, Johnny, and the distinguished Colonel Taylor. Now, let's see what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. It's Friday which means the next episode of A Dust Odyssey is now live! The… Read more.
THE FLOVATAR RUNDOWN (but cut short...)By Ron Flogundy Good afternoon fellow followers of mine. Ron Flogundy is back this week and feeling better, mostly. My last week went way out of control as I sank my teeth into Friday the 13th conspiracies. The previous issue of this fine news outlet sent me into a mental paranoia I have never felt before. Luckily, with the help of lots of Lagavulin to help me pass out, I snapped out of my Friggatriskaidekaphobia… Read more.
IT'S ALL A MYTH....RIGHT?By Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my loyal fans on this "spooky" day. I, Ron Flogundy, am here with this week's edition. Never fear, this day won't keep me from bringing you the entertainment you crave. What's the worst that can happen by leaving the house today? Some hockey mask wearing psycho finds me and tries to stab me? I work for a crazy clown who terrifies children while running a news outlet on the side. Nothing… Read more.
THE MEDICINAL WEEK IN REVIEWBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all you Flovatar people. Ron Flogundy is back with your week's entertainment. I must say, I am fairly hopped up on pain pills and muscle relaxers at the moment so this is a race against passing out. Yes, I have an injury. Yes, even I am not immortal. But even in this state of pain, I could not disappoint my loyal followers so let's try to get this done before I drift… Read more.
THIS IS SOME BULLS&$T By Ron Flogundy Good morning. Or afternoon. Or whatever part of the day it is for you. I'm Ron Flogundy back with an extra smashed edition of the news this week. What a week it's been around the news studio and I'm going to tell you all about it. So buckle in while I pour myself another glass of whiskey and get ready for my "airing of grievances" edition. https://youtu.be/xoirV6BbjOg?si=Wx296MbTl4HyP4E6 First, let's get some Flovatar business… Read more.
NEW FLOBITS AND MY ADVENTURES IN AVIATIONBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar people and my adoring fans. Ron Flogundy is back with my fresh look at what happened this week. Unfortunately, I am operating on extreme fumes after 3 mostly sleepless nights in Vegas and a few other places. Why was I in Vegas? I'll get to that in a moment plus the all fun that happened this week in Flovatar. First off, I would like to address this sorry excuse… Read more.
WTF IS WITH THESE PSYCHE LIKEE'S.....AND MOREBy Ron Flogundy Greetings eggheads. It's time for your weekly serving of me, Ron Flogundy. I am the Flovatar news eggspert for those that don't know. Each week I bring you the latest and greatest from the eggciting world of Flovatar. We have a few big egg-vents coming your way and an odd egg-festation in the showroom to discuss. Tired of the egg yolks yet? Peterman is. Ok, I'll stop but I have been… Read more.
LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. Plus, I will be sharing some initial thoughts on some of the new Flobit suggestions submitted in this Bodacious Brazen Bourbon Beer Bears Bits contest. That name is really ridiculous. Before we… Read more.