Flovatar Universe Daily

ALLITERATION AND....By Ron Flogundy Greetings, gracious and gleeful group of great (sometimes greedy) fans. Ron Flogundy is back this week with all the notable news you need to know. I'm sincerely sorry for all the similar sounding syllables seen here today. Flovatar's Fantastic Friday Funday has me feeling full of f*%$ing energy. Let's get started with this week's fun. Last week, Flovatar teased its new contest titled The Bang Bang Bodacious Battle of the Banging Brazen Bits. That ridiculous title… Read more.

COFFEE AND MY INFINITE SADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all my loyal friends and followers. It's time to end your week on a high note with me, Ron Flogundy. Football is near. The leaves are turning. Temperatures are getting to that perfect zone of warm but comfortable. Flovatar is prepping for a massive month (more on this in a moment). You would think I would be in a perfect state of mind, yet, I am in a state of internal rage… Read more.

SUMMER WIND DOWNBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy am here to entertain you for a few minutes of your day. It'll be quick and enjoyable. A pleasure filled 5 minutes of entertainment on this monumental edition. It's been 69 weeks now of this publication. That's kinda long. https://youtu.be/aMlUTeNCPW4 What's that Peterman? Enough innuendos? I have no idea what you mean. Sounds like you are making up words. Anyways, let's get this week's roll in the… Read more.

FREE DUST MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. The highlight of your week is finally back. I, Ron Flogundy, am here to provide you all with a weekly update. This week, I have seen Dust flying all over the place. From rebates to trivia prizes to a community member stealing my spotlight. All of this is great stuff to review but it's also a good time to show how charitable I am as well. The Psyche Likee rebate promo kicked… Read more.

UPDATES FROM THE WORLD OF FLOVATARby Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. Your favorite and most handsome news anchor is back again with some new information to share. It has been an interesting week and I have some things to share about my latest adventure. There might have been a feeling of a little "dog days of summer" effect going on but you should all know better. No rest for this Flovatar team so let's get things started. I kicked… Read more.

THE MALL: A MAGNIFICENT DISASTERBy Ron Flogundy Hello loyal followers. It's your star news anchor Ron Flogundy, back again for this week's entertainment — I mean hard hitting journalism. I spoke with my Flovatar inside sources and was told to expect some "stuff" very soon and to quit poking around. I know, I know, I always have the inside scoop. Apparently, the team there is diligently working hard on some things in store for us all. So with that being… Read more.

MY INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE CASTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovans, I am Ron Flogundy. Thank you. Thank you for the applause you are giving me right now. I can hear it all the way here. You may be seated. This week, episode 10 of A Dust Odyssey releases, marking the midseason finale point in the saga. I gave 2 of the stars the honor of being interviewed by me this week to see how things have been going. I… Read more.

LIFE AFTER DUSTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings dusted world of Flovatar. Ron Flogundy is back and sober as ever this week with my experience during this first week of the token drop. Did I give up my passion for the brown elixir of the gods? Of course not! I have just been too busy with all my new riches to actually have a glass. Let's dive in a little to this week's big event and more importantly, how Ron has spent… Read more.

DUST AND DAO COUNCIL CAMPAIGN Greetings, Flovatar community members. Your local news hero, Ron Flogundy, is here with this week's article of greatness. I am writing this week with a new sense of energy and excitement. Somebody swapped out my tumbler with a look-a-like filled with coffee. At first, I was quite displeased to not have my morning cup of bourbon. But after tasting this brownish-black nectar, the joke's on whoever tried to prank me (probably Peterman). This wave of… Read more.

Vote Ends Monday TIME TO HIT THAT DUSTY TRAILBy Ron Flogundy Greeting Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy and I'm back from my blurry vision quest to the south. I had to re-read last week's edition to put the pieces of my trip together again as my memory became a bit foggy. It's always sad when a trip comes to an end, but I could not keep my fans in limbo as they wonder what happened this week in Flovatar.… Read more.