Greetings fellow Flogundians! Your favorite web3 based, Flovatar reporting, opinionated anchor Ron Flogundy is back! Where the hell have I been? None of your business. But enough with the small talk today. I am here with a very important announcement for you all. We've been hacked....again!!!! Some of you probably remember a while back when a lapse in security from the Flovatar bouncers caused an attempted hostile takeover of the Discord. Little did they know that we had a superhero… Read more.
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THE SUMMER OF RONBy Ron Flogundy I'm baaaaaaacccckkk. Did you miss me? I know I would have if I were in your shoes. Well, never fear loyal Flogundians. Ron is back this week, and I've found a few of my slacker, I mean esteemed, news crew to entertain you. Let's dive in to see what is new from the Flovatar DAO and the rest of the crew. But first, you are all probably wondering where I have been. Well, it… Read more.
DAO UPDATE & SUMMER "FUN"By Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world and most importantly, Ron's fans. I am back in range of some internet service for just enough time to ramble out an issue of the greatest publication in web3. So what have I been up to? Good question! Now, let's get started. The DAO has continued to work on things. A big vote went live where community members voiced their opinion on what to do with the Flow in the… Read more.
MMM...STAKEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings loyal followers. The Great Ron Flogundy is back for another Friday edition of everyone's favorite Flovatar sarcastic news segment. We are currently ranked #1 in that department! This week we have an update from the DAO and some major criminal activity to cover! While I love giving a long winded intro, let's just get to the meat and potatoes of this week's main course. The Flovatar DAO met this week and wants to kick things off… Read more.
DAO COUNCIL REVEALBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Flovatar world and more importantly, Ron's biggest fans. I am back with a big update for you all this week. The DAO has launched! After googling what a DAO was because I don't speak nerd, I realized that it is kind of a big deal. Let's get this show started. Luca has said since day 1 that he wanted to give the creative power to the community when the time was right. After… Read more.
DAO DEETS & MOVIE TREATSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings fans! Miss me? I bet you did because I know I would miss myself if I couldn't see this handsome face for a week. But it's Friday and I am back for some info and fun. We have some things from the world of Flovatar to share plus my Hollywood guide to the summer. So sit back, grab some popcorn (more on that later), and enjoy the show. First up, Flovatar DAO… Read more.
FLOBITS & FOOTBALL FUNBy Ron Flogundy How's that for some Friday alliteration? Ron is a legendary wordsmith after all. Anyways, greetings to all my Ron-O-Maniacs. I'm here again to give you a brief update and some joy to your end of the week routine. This week, it's time to put our sportsball caps back on because McGee is too damn lazy to do his job. He's a real butt(ker) head. The Flovatar DAO is live on Toucans for all to… Read more.
JACOB, HOW DARE YOU?By Ron Flogundy Greetings Ron-a-maniacs. Yup. I stole that from McGee because, honestly, I don't think he has any fans and it just sounds better with Ron attached to it. I am back for your weekly bit of news and shenanigans. I've got some exciting news from Flovatar and then whatever else I feel like telling you all. So let's get this Friday going. First of all, Jacob Tucker and Emerald City, how dare you? You scooped… Read more.
MY WALLET IS GETTING LIGHTERBy Ron Flogundy Greetings die hard Flogundians. Miss me? I know I missed myself. I'm back from my mini hiatus to bring you some Friday entertainment. However, this may not be much of a pleasure for some of you. So where was Ron this last week? Well, I've been neck deep investigating nerd stuff to bring you some news. Honestly, I spent maybe an hour on it and then was lost in the world of Shogun… Read more.
THE BEST AND WORST OF TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Kon'nichiwa FUD News fans. I, the great Ron Flogundy, am back this week to shake things up. Well, not really. I merely am announcing myself as the new Shogun (all powerful dictator) of this news establishment thanks to my new found love. I'm also here to rant about something else briefly because as Shogun, I have that power. How did this come about? Good question. Let's get this story started and bring… Read more.
I WAS PROMISED BEERBy Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my biggest fans. It's Friday so it's time to lay down the FUD. Normally I am referring to this distinguished news source. But today, I am bringing the actual fud to all things spring. Why Ron? Spring is so great. Everything is blooming and the weather is warming up. This might all be true for some but for a grown person like me, I call BS. But first.... March Madness Mania… Read more.
LAUNDERING FOR XPBy Ron Flogundy Great Caesar's ghost. Is this what it feels like to have a week off? It was glorious. Now I know why my lazy ass co-workers in the news room have taken so much time off. Nevertheless, I know my fans need their weekly Friday helping of Ron. So here I am! With my first 100 issues in the books, I start my journey for the next 100 with an investigative report....well not really. Get ready… Read more.
FINALE DAY MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy See what I did there with the title? Pretty clever way to tie in this week. I love patting myself on the back. Oh, for those who don't know, I am the great Ron Flogundy. I'm back on this maddening Friday for a milestone edition of this satirical news publication. No, it's not maddening because of the sportsball thing going on. It's maddening because I am currently staring at 5 inches of snow on this… Read more.
AS AN ODYSSEY ENDS, MY CAMPAIGN BEGINSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Ron-a-maniacs. Yeah I stole that from McGee because it just sounds better with my name on it. Besides, last I had heard our over-hyped sports reporter was lost in the wilderness while on an expedition to hunt wild turkeys. Serves him right. Another week in the books, so it's time to recap what you might have missed. As a bonus, I am also announcing my intent to be your… Read more.
MY NEW BEST FRIEND, ROY KENTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy, am back for another Friday of words and stuff for you to read. There were a handful of things that went on in the world of Flovatar this week so it's time to catch you up. I have been boning up on more sportsball stuff since McGee never seemed to return from the Chiefs parade. Wonder what the hell happened to him? It's almost like… Read more.
OUT OF THIS WORLDBy Ron Flogundy Greetings friends. Welcome to another amazingly Ron edition of the news. At this point, I don't know if any of those other hobo co-workers ever come back. Wonder what the hell they are doing? Hmm. This week is one full of debuts and entertainment. I decided to mingle with the common folks and pretend it's the year 2010 again by going to the movies. You remember that place right? It's a dirty old place… Read more.
SPORTSBALL & STUFFBy Ron Flogundy Another week comes to an end which means I, Ron Flogundy, am back to drop some wisdom on you all. If any of our friends from MFL are here, welcome! I am here to share some information on the newly announced collaboration between Flovatar and MFL. Considering McGee is still at some weird hippie retreat with Aaron Rodgers, I had to learn some sportsball lingo this week so prepare to be dazzled by my knowledge.… Read more.
A WEEK OF FEASTINGBy Ron Flogundy Greetings fellow FUDders. Yup, I just made that up. An original Ron-ism for the fans. Feel free to use it everywhere to spread the word. It's another Friday and that means a page full of your favorite news reporter. This is an extra special week for me because it is a week's worth of food events. Let's belly up to the table here and start eating. Before we indulge ourselves as I tell you… Read more.
MY FAVORITE REALITY SHOW FINALEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings FUD News faithfuls. It's ME!, Ron Flogundy, and I am back for another Friday of fun and nonsense. It's a calm week in the world of web3 but a huge weekend of fun for reality tv! I can't wait to get you all up to speed on my new favorite show. So let me fill this Blank Space with my words of entertainment for you...Ready For It? A few things of note… Read more.
DEJA VU AND FLOVATAR TOOBy Ron Flogundy Well, it's Groundhog Day. Again. My fellow legendary news reporter Phil Connors' classic line comes to life again today. Welcome Flovatar world, I, Ron Flogundy have returned for a little Friday entertainment for you. We have a few things to review and then I tackle a long time tradition. Let's get started! This week saw the launch of 2 new pools involving Dust on Increment Fi. Farming has been active for a little… Read more.
FLOVATAR WEEK IN REVIEWBy Ron Flogundy Greetings again people of Flovatar. Your news icon, Ron Flogundy, is here for another Friday of news and fun. There were a few news worthy things that occurred to fill you in on this week. Let's get you filled in before a special interview with another crew member from your favorite podcast, A Dust Odyssey. I'm hitting my sweet spot of being buzzed so it's showtime. Earlier this week, Luca airdropped the flobits from… Read more.
FLOVATAR BITS & STOUT SEASONBy Ron Flogundy Brrr....It's so damn cold but I am still here. Ron Flogundy is back for another week of stuff. This cold ass weather can't keep me from my fans. As for the rest of the news team, the slightest bit of cold seems to keep their lazy butts home. Saying it's cold when the low is in the 20s is not cold you cowards. Get to work. But I digress. I am here to… Read more.
RON'S GUIDE TO TVBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world! I, the legendary anchor Ron Flogundy, am back for a fun tv edition of the news. Why might you ask? Well, it is the middle of the winter and the weather blows. For most of us. I am currently drinking my way through a blizzard. What better way to pass the time during 10 inches of snow, 40 mph winds, and sub zero temperatures than to binge watch some amazing shows.… Read more.
RON'S INTERVIEW CIRCUITBy Ron Flogundy Happy.....Ha! Almost got me. It's well past the buffer of wishing people a happy new year so let's not mess with that shenanigans because it was covered in detail last week. It's 2024 and we are starting off with baby steps so far. There are a few things to review in the world of Flovatar and then I hit the streets, old school reporting days style, to speak with some of you! As 2023 ended,… Read more.
A GUIDE TO RESOLUTIONSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. I, the great Ron Flogundy, am back for one last time in 2023. As this year winds to a close this weekend, it's a good time to reflect on how good or crappy it has been. It's been a busy year in Flovatar so a quick recap is in order before everyone starts their festivities. Then, I will address a couple trends that are popular this time of year. So sit… Read more.
ALL THE FLOVA CHAT DEETSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flova and creatures of Earth too! That's right, Ron's fan base is able to expand now to include humans thanks to Flova Labs' new device. I can't believe it. I'm going to be famous across 2 planets now. No news anchor has ever done this. Suck it Bill O'Reilly. While I'm sure you all would love to hear about how my fame will be growing, I have a lot to… Read more.
A DAY WORTHY OF SOME PAPPYBy Ron Flogundy Happy Birthday Flovatar! I'm Ron Flogundy, the legendary news anchor here at this common news entity. Good god Luca. What a week full of good stuff. What's that saying? We were drinking through a fire hose this week? Can you imagine how fast I could get buzzed drinking through a fire hose? Note to self, visit local fire department to discuss pumping whiskey through the fire hose for an experiment. But I… Read more.
THE 2nd FLOVAVERSARY & HOLIDAY FLICKSBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greeting again to all of you in the Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, is back this week to fill you with some more news and knowledge. We are kicking off what proves to be a busy week for Flovatar so get ready. And of course, Christmas is approaching. Last week, I gave you my take on Christmas music. This week, we tackle something I actually like. Movies! Before… Read more.
FLOVATAR FUN TIMES AHEAD & A MUSICAL RANTBy Ron Flogundy Seasons greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite low budget news anchor is back to review the latest in Flovatar. Lucky for you, I will also share my latest rant about something that really grinds my gears. What can it be this week? Well, it deals with my ears being violated without consent. Anyways, on with the article. It's Friday and that means the latest installment of A Dust Odyssey is dropping.… Read more.
A BRIEF IDIOT'S GUIDE FOR TODAYBy Ron Flogundy Greetings (*big long burp*) Flovatar world. Ron Flogundy is back to give you some brief entertainment while you digest that massive meal from Thanksgiving. For those that don't partake in Thanksgiving, I apologize but also envy you. You are probably not in this sleepy, extremely full, gluttonous, and uncomfortable state of mind like yours truly is. I will do my best to knock this out before my body begins the purging process… Read more.
FLOVATAR NEWS AND TURKEY BLUESBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. Your favorite news anchor is back for another award winning edition of the the greatest weekly periodical ever written. That's right. It's Ron time and I know you all can't wait for this hearty serving of me. This week, Flovatar gets tipsy but not in the alcohol related way and I break down the greatest feast of the year. Belly up to the table folks and lets get started. A… Read more.
FLOVATAR UPDATE & JOYOUS DRINKSBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday Flovatar world and Ron fanatics. I, Ron Flogundy, have returned from my sugar high feast of Halloween candy to delight your mind with my words of wisdom. I was in a peaceful slumber this morning until my boss rudely woke me up. Something about some dude name Throop asking where the hell his news is. Is that even a real name? Throop? How old is that guy that he is demanding… Read more.
NEW WAY TO TRACK DUST AND CANDY RAGEBy Ron Flogundy Greetings everyone! It's your favorite news anchor, Ron Flogundy, back again to entertain you and drop some knowledge. We have a few things to cover in the world of Flovatar this week. Then I'll share with you all my experience this week with some of my adoring fans and all the candy they brought me. So let's get at it before I sober up. The special Halloween flobit challenge series… Read more.
FLOVATAR WEEKLY ROUND UPBy Ron Flogundy I'm here. I made it! Apparently yours truly, Ron Flogundy, might have had a momentary lapse in memory about what day of the week it is. Surely it had nothing to do with last night's festivities involving my friends Pappy, Jack, Johnny, and the distinguished Colonel Taylor. Now, let's see what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. It's Friday which means the next episode of A Dust Odyssey is now live! The… Read more.
THE FLOVATAR RUNDOWN (but cut short...)By Ron Flogundy Good afternoon fellow followers of mine. Ron Flogundy is back this week and feeling better, mostly. My last week went way out of control as I sank my teeth into Friday the 13th conspiracies. The previous issue of this fine news outlet sent me into a mental paranoia I have never felt before. Luckily, with the help of lots of Lagavulin to help me pass out, I snapped out of my Friggatriskaidekaphobia… Read more.
IT'S ALL A MYTH....RIGHT?By Ron Flogundy Greetings to all my loyal fans on this "spooky" day. I, Ron Flogundy, am here with this week's edition. Never fear, this day won't keep me from bringing you the entertainment you crave. What's the worst that can happen by leaving the house today? Some hockey mask wearing psycho finds me and tries to stab me? I work for a crazy clown who terrifies children while running a news outlet on the side. Nothing… Read more.
THE MEDICINAL WEEK IN REVIEWBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all you Flovatar people. Ron Flogundy is back with your week's entertainment. I must say, I am fairly hopped up on pain pills and muscle relaxers at the moment so this is a race against passing out. Yes, I have an injury. Yes, even I am not immortal. But even in this state of pain, I could not disappoint my loyal followers so let's try to get this done before I drift… Read more.
THIS IS SOME BULLS&$T By Ron Flogundy Good morning. Or afternoon. Or whatever part of the day it is for you. I'm Ron Flogundy back with an extra smashed edition of the news this week. What a week it's been around the news studio and I'm going to tell you all about it. So buckle in while I pour myself another glass of whiskey and get ready for my "airing of grievances" edition. https://youtu.be/xoirV6BbjOg?si=Wx296MbTl4HyP4E6 First, let's get some Flovatar business… Read more.
NEW FLOBITS AND MY ADVENTURES IN AVIATIONBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar people and my adoring fans. Ron Flogundy is back with my fresh look at what happened this week. Unfortunately, I am operating on extreme fumes after 3 mostly sleepless nights in Vegas and a few other places. Why was I in Vegas? I'll get to that in a moment plus the all fun that happened this week in Flovatar. First off, I would like to address this sorry excuse… Read more.
WTF IS WITH THESE PSYCHE LIKEE'S.....AND MOREBy Ron Flogundy Greetings eggheads. It's time for your weekly serving of me, Ron Flogundy. I am the Flovatar news eggspert for those that don't know. Each week I bring you the latest and greatest from the eggciting world of Flovatar. We have a few big egg-vents coming your way and an odd egg-festation in the showroom to discuss. Tired of the egg yolks yet? Peterman is. Ok, I'll stop but I have been… Read more.
LONESTAR'S ASTEROID CITYBy Ron Flogundy Well, another week has gone by so I suppose it's time for you all to get your weekly fix of me! That's right. Yours truly, Ron Flogundy, is back to fill you in on what happened this week in the world of Flovatar. Plus, I will be sharing some initial thoughts on some of the new Flobit suggestions submitted in this Bodacious Brazen Bourbon Beer Bears Bits contest. That name is really ridiculous. Before we… Read more.
ALLITERATION AND....By Ron Flogundy Greetings, gracious and gleeful group of great (sometimes greedy) fans. Ron Flogundy is back this week with all the notable news you need to know. I'm sincerely sorry for all the similar sounding syllables seen here today. Flovatar's Fantastic Friday Funday has me feeling full of f*%$ing energy. Let's get started with this week's fun. Last week, Flovatar teased its new contest titled The Bang Bang Bodacious Battle of the Banging Brazen Bits. That ridiculous title… Read more.
COFFEE AND MY INFINITE SADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings all my loyal friends and followers. It's time to end your week on a high note with me, Ron Flogundy. Football is near. The leaves are turning. Temperatures are getting to that perfect zone of warm but comfortable. Flovatar is prepping for a massive month (more on this in a moment). You would think I would be in a perfect state of mind, yet, I am in a state of internal rage… Read more.
SUMMER WIND DOWNBy Ron Flogundy Happy Friday people of Flovatar. I, Ron Flogundy am here to entertain you for a few minutes of your day. It'll be quick and enjoyable. A pleasure filled 5 minutes of entertainment on this monumental edition. It's been 69 weeks now of this publication. That's kinda long. https://youtu.be/aMlUTeNCPW4 What's that Peterman? Enough innuendos? I have no idea what you mean. Sounds like you are making up words. Anyways, let's get this week's roll in the… Read more.
FREE DUST MADNESSBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world. The highlight of your week is finally back. I, Ron Flogundy, am here to provide you all with a weekly update. This week, I have seen Dust flying all over the place. From rebates to trivia prizes to a community member stealing my spotlight. All of this is great stuff to review but it's also a good time to show how charitable I am as well. The Psyche Likee rebate promo kicked… Read more.
UPDATES FROM THE WORLD OF FLOVATARby Ron Flogundy Greetings people of Flovatar. Your favorite and most handsome news anchor is back again with some new information to share. It has been an interesting week and I have some things to share about my latest adventure. There might have been a feeling of a little "dog days of summer" effect going on but you should all know better. No rest for this Flovatar team so let's get things started. I kicked… Read more.
THE MALL: A MAGNIFICENT DISASTERBy Ron Flogundy Hello loyal followers. It's your star news anchor Ron Flogundy, back again for this week's entertainment — I mean hard hitting journalism. I spoke with my Flovatar inside sources and was told to expect some "stuff" very soon and to quit poking around. I know, I know, I always have the inside scoop. Apparently, the team there is diligently working hard on some things in store for us all. So with that being… Read more.
MY INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE CASTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovans, I am Ron Flogundy. Thank you. Thank you for the applause you are giving me right now. I can hear it all the way here. You may be seated. This week, episode 10 of A Dust Odyssey releases, marking the midseason finale point in the saga. I gave 2 of the stars the honor of being interviewed by me this week to see how things have been going. I… Read more.
LIFE AFTER DUSTBy Ron Flogundy Greetings dusted world of Flovatar. Ron Flogundy is back and sober as ever this week with my experience during this first week of the token drop. Did I give up my passion for the brown elixir of the gods? Of course not! I have just been too busy with all my new riches to actually have a glass. Let's dive in a little to this week's big event and more importantly, how Ron has spent… Read more.
DUST AND DAO COUNCIL CAMPAIGN Greetings, Flovatar community members. Your local news hero, Ron Flogundy, is here with this week's article of greatness. I am writing this week with a new sense of energy and excitement. Somebody swapped out my tumbler with a look-a-like filled with coffee. At first, I was quite displeased to not have my morning cup of bourbon. But after tasting this brownish-black nectar, the joke's on whoever tried to prank me (probably Peterman). This wave of… Read more.
Vote Ends Monday TIME TO HIT THAT DUSTY TRAILBy Ron Flogundy Greeting Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy and I'm back from my blurry vision quest to the south. I had to re-read last week's edition to put the pieces of my trip together again as my memory became a bit foggy. It's always sad when a trip comes to an end, but I could not keep my fans in limbo as they wonder what happened this week in Flovatar.… Read more.
MY VISION QUESTBy Ron Flogundy Normally I would be greeting you in a grandiose fashion at this time and getting ready to catch you up on the week. However, this week I handed over the reigns to Peterman because I am on a more important mission. I, Ron Flogundy, am on my own personal vision quest. Not some crack pot, sorry excuse of one like that cheesehead Aaron Rodgers did. A true vision quest where something became so clear to… Read more.
BUSY WEEK IN FLOVATAR; DAO UPDATE, ZEALY CONTEST, MINT NIGHT, AND EPISODE 5 RELEASEby Ron Flogundy My edits for Luca to consider Hello to all my Flogundians. I'm Ron Flogundy and it's time for your favorite Friday activity; listening to me! While I'm sure you would love to hear about your favorite Lead Anchor for hours on end, it's been a busy Friday in the world of Flovatar. I've got a lot to cover so let's just dive in. Today,… Read more.
Episode 4 Watch Party Today FLOVATAR'S MINT CLUB RETURNS Good day Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. The best Lead Anchor in web3 is back to discuss this week's headlines. I imagine you are all giving me a standing ovation so thank you. You may now be seated. I was told that the results of a focus group showed that I may be a little bit of an ego maniac. Not sure how they got to that so I am… Read more.
THIS WEEK IN FLVOATARby Ron Flogundy Ep. 3 Today! Good afternoon Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the week, me! Sometimes even I am in awe of myself as I put this pen to paper and begin churning out awesomeness. I can talk about me all day and I know my fans want to hear more about me but let's move on to this week in Flovatar. Episode 3 of "A Dust Odyssey"… Read more.
THE ODYSSEY CONTINUES TODAYby Ron Flogundy Greetings Flovatar world, I am Ron Flogundy. Last week I had the honor of being on the red carpet for the premiere of "A Dust Odyssey" and I am still recovering. Turns out, slooshes are quite delicious, especially with a few dashes of some fine scotch in them. I blame this fantastic concoction for my lack of interviewing last week. I did get to know the bartender at the event very well though. After… Read more.
WORLD PREMIERE OF "A DUST ODYSSEY" TODAY!by Ron Flogundy Well it seems that working at this low budget news outlet has finally gained me some prestige. I've been asked to walk the red carpet this week. I, Ron Flogundy, will be the main guest of honor....what's that? Now I'm being told that I'm not the guest of honor. I'll be interviewing people on the red carpet? Ok then. So I, Ron Flogundy, will be interviewing the stars of the upcoming… Read more.
SPORTVATAR — LEARN THE RULES OF THE GAME Once again that clown has me, the esteemed Ron Flogundy, covering sportsball stuff this week. I am the Lead Anchor here, not some beat writer like Füch Faće. I should be doing interviews with the Flovatar elite at fancy dinners in Milan while sipping on some fine scotch. Instead, I've been asked to turn in my cigar and scotch yet again for some cheap beer and Jacker Cracks, no ugh, Cracker Macks… Read more.
SPORTVATAR: SPORTSBALL REIMAGINEDby Ron Flogundy The Flovatar world expands to millions of new eyes. On Thursday, Flovatar revealed the long awaited and teased "Project S." Sportvatar kicked off earlier this morning and I, the great Ron Flogundy, have the details for you all. There's a lot to cover so let's dive deep into this new partnership. Yes, I said partnership. Sportvatar brings Flovatar and some of the biggest sports outlets in Europe and South America together in one fun place.… Read more.
A DUST ODYSSEY TRAILER DROPS The journey begins very soon. We're bringing you this breaking update in real time — a teaser trailer for Flovatar's new illustrated podcast has been leaked! The story sounds like an epic journey across the Megaverse with a great cast of characters. Early reviews are calling it a hilarious, fish out of water tale that expands into a galaxy bending, space opera. Wow, this story clearly was NOT written by Chat GPT. We got this… Read more.
Coming back from a busy week. "PROJECT S" SPECULATION AND OTHER STUFFby Ron Flogundy Good afternoon Flovatar world, I'm Ron Flogundy. It's been 2 weeks since I was kidnapped...or um...joined this misfit news outlet and have yet to report any news. I spent my first week in orientation which involved me being forced to marathon binge shows like Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm for some reason. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcEZ820rGM&t=7s My second week was one to forget. Literally. I forgot everything that happened… Read more.
THE DAO HAS SPOKEN...NOW WHAT? Fill out the post Dust Vote Survey After an intense week of debating and voting, the Flovatar DAO reached a decision on releasing the highly anticipated $DUST token. The token will not launch on the original date of April 24th. The next question for the community is what happens next? Well, we continue to move forward towards launch of the token and several other things on the horizon. The Team has already started the process… Read more.
MOST IMPORTANT DAO VOTE IS NOW LIVE At this very moment, one of the biggest decisions for the future of Flovatar is in the hands of the DAO. Since Flovatar launched in December of 2021, the community has been speculating, debating, and anticipating the arrival of the Dust token. The token is scheduled to launch on April 24th, pending DAO approval. The vote is live on Cast now until April 18 and it looks like it will come down to… Read more.
PSYCHE LIKEE PRICING SET The Flovatar DAO has been busy the last 2 weeks voting on proposal after proposal. This week won't be any easier; as 1 vote winds down, a very important one is about to start. Next week will begin the crucial vote about when to release the $DUST token. If you haven't joined the Flovatar DAO page on Cast, make sure you do. Look for a new proposal to go live very, very soon. The latest decision… Read more.
WILDTURKEY RETURNS FROM DARKNESS RETREAT Ok, what the hell happened here? Maybe you're wondering the same thing so let me explain. I was going to be away for a few days but didn't want to miss a week publishing the next edition of the news for everyone to read. Since J. Peterman had done some writing in the past for F.U.D, I decided she would be a good fit to fill in for a week. Since Saturday was April Fools… Read more.
A LETTER FROM THE NEW EDITOR OF FUD NEWS Tomorrow is April 1 and that means it’s time to turn over a new leaf. This paper is now owned by me, J Peterman, Head of Fashion for Flova Labs and author of the book Flovan Fashion in the 39th Century; platform boots and transit suits during the Droid Rebellion. The J in my name doesn’t stand for anything so don't ask. Under the previous management, this newsletter was a stuffy… Read more.
PSYCHE LIKEE PRICING DEBATE CONTINUES The Flovatar DAO had its first town hall meeting on Monday to discuss recent Dust pricing proposals and it was full of good information and spirited debate. It was great to see a community come together to have an intelligent discussion about how to move forward with a critical part of the Flovatar ecosystem. If you missed the meeting or everything else DAO related to this point, time to catch you up on the latest.… Read more.
IMPORTANT DAO VOTE IN PROGRESS Ever since the beginning of Flovatar, Luca has mentioned that his goal was to make this community into a DAO. He wanted to empower the community's creativity and vision to guide the future of Flovatar. After a test run using the Emerald Bot as a voting platform, the first real DAO decision is live and all of the owners should be paying attention. In case you missed what is going on, I am here to… Read more.
NEWS AROUND THE FLOVAVERSE It's been a busy week in the world of Flovatar. Luckily for all of you, it's Friday and that means I am here to bring you up to speed on what you missed and what's ahead. Before we get to that though, you might have noticed that FUD News has gotten an upgrade! Woohoo! It's been a long time coming but the website is getting a needed face lift. This upgrade will allow us to post… Read more.
